January 2008
119 posts
“I want to see you dress oak.”
– amy, to joe
December 2007
72 posts
“Once again, what actually happened contradicts Willingham’s reputation for...”
– Integrity
“i went to buy googledogs.com and set up a mock service but it was already...”
– Chas.
“They’re going to tear [the RCA dome] down, but they’re not going to...”
– John Madden, Sunday Night Football
Steve: He pronounces some words so well and other are total gibberish...watch: can you say "cookie?"
Jackson: COO-KEEE
Steve: Can you say "please?"
Jackson: "BAH!"
“…someday you’re going to code oakdesigns.com and i can tell people i...”
– me, to nunes.
““I’ll know what I like when I see it.”
A lot of people feel that...”
– ideasonideas » Blog Archive » How to disarm 10 difficult client observations/requests
“If you’re not here by 11 we are going to line up all your presents and...”
– me, to my chronically tardy mother-in-law
“1994 Fiesta Bowl Colorado 4th (11-1)
1995 Orange Bowl Florida State 8th (10-2)...”
– If breaking our bowl loss streak meant..
“it still gives me chills — my son, with a degree from Notre Dame....”
– ESPN - Despite 3-9 senior season, Zibby leaves his mark on Irish - College Football
“It was just terrible, I lived by myself and when we’d lose, I’d go...”
– ESPN - Despite 3-9 senior season, Zibby leaves his mark on Irish - College Football
“Today’s the anniversary of the only football game Notre Dame has ever...”
– The Blue-Gray Sky: December 2007
“Are you sure I can’t open one of those presents early.”
– What Liz wants me to believe she is asking.
“Will you tell your mom if I open those presents early.”
– What she’s actually saying.
“This is not a bus stop. Either come in or go outside. You will be asked to...”
– Hand lettered sign on the inside of the door to Orbit Music on McKinley.
“only one requirement: thong, bow and arrow, lap, me, you.”
– nunes regarding my potentially wearing a Cupid costume.
Me: I stole your pen earlier, that's why your door is open.
My Boss: F****r
“For future reference, emphasize the building rather than the street paving.”
– Client, to Oak
“Interventions and Lullabies is 60% as good as Dog Problems”
– Chas. Scarily…I understood this.
“Economists are capable of producing different things, and over time they do...”
– John Llewellyn
“Maraming Salamat = “Many Thanks”
– Rosannationary
“When I design I have a client who has a say in the work. When I paint I have no...”
– Susan Sawyers: Paula Scher: Mapping Out A Changing World - Living on The Huffington Post
“The Seattle P-I has learned that defensive coordinator Kent Baer was fired from...”
– OT- TW apparently fired Kent Baer.
Dr. Tiki: Have you seen Caligula?
Johnny Johnny: It's like Caligula for kids.
Dr. Tiki: The dialogue is mostly haiku.
Retire Trajan →
mike kohlbecker →
“By the way oak, your hands are very soft…”
– Erik
“And this made me think of gummi worms.”
– The sheer, mind-blowing beauty that is Chas’s subtle sarcasm. Bravo, old man…Bravo. Tumblr
“Christina answers the prayers.”
– This is how i was introduced to Christina at the Pray.nd.edu meeting earlier.
“I do like very much being here.”
– Me
“Scientists discover how pregnant women keep from tipping over”
– Simply put…this is a truly great headline. Yahoo!
“Triple car bombing in Iraq kills at least 41
Car bomb kills top military...”
– Which of these news items probably doesn’t belong on the front page of yahoo? Yahoo!
“Cisco Systems believes video is the killer app for the next generation of...”
– Cisco Views Video as Future Internet Killer App
“The people composing the focus group know that they have been selected to...”
– Paula Scher
“5-year-old descendant of Davy Crockett kills bear”
– ESPN - Descendant of Davy Crockett, 5, kills bear
“I’m not a candidate for that job and I will not be a candidate for the...”
– ESPN - Miles: ‘I’ll say it again, I’m going to be the coach at LSU’ - College Football
“But you see…Joanie loves Chachi. That’s the difference.”
– Rachel