January 2008
119 posts
“How many different jobs could you find in the next six or eight months if you...”
– http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/economist/63874;_ylt=AjVkC4MxqL2uLTSwq3rJ3Jq7YWsA
“On the Seventh Day, while God Rested, the Devil Invented the Swoosh”
– Snarky Graphic Designer Editor’s Note: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Brand New: On the Seventh Day, while God Rested, the Devil Invented the Swoosh
“The OIT is developing [electing a committee to buy off-the-rack] an integrated...”
– Email Setup - Office of Information Technologies - University of Notre Dame
“I can’t wait to get to Hollywood and prove Simon wrong…that i am...”
– Best American Idol screw up of the night so far
“This is the biggest life alternating event ever.”
– The first contestant on tonight’s American Idol
“I think I just stepped in your hole.”
– nunes’, to chas and with wet feet
“I’ll bet my engine can beat his brakes.”
– matt
“Excuse me, I have to get two more mouth fulls of slop.”
– Noah at Star of India
“…it is not enough to show that a situation is bad; it is also necessary to...”
– Robert Conquest Basic Economics (Sowell) pg. 237
“One team each will come from Belize, Canada, Belize and Nicaragua.”
– Those Belizians have bucked the system! FOX Sports on MSN - FOX SOCCER - CONCACAF to launch its own Champions League
“ou can be sure that Twitterrific for the iPhone is high on our list of things to...”
– Iconfactory : Home : One Month to Go! (hopefully)
“you know what I could have did?”
– nunes
“I can say with 100% certainty that I a the only one here with a line item on his...”
– eric
“Did you bore that hole with your tongue?? Impressive.”
– Steph, to Liz, via Flickr comment
“Of all the countries we go to, Milan is the most exciting.”
– Overheard on my wife’s “Say Yes to the Dress” show.
“…and an expert on penis perforation.”
– Liz’s Dad discussing his myriad talents.
“This is like the suction aisle!”
– Matt, shopping for a shower mirror
Slow news day in South Bend →
“We will continue to refine the Uncharted engine for years to come. With...”
– Naughty Dog: Only just started to tap into the PS3 - Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune for PS3 News - VideoGamer.com
“The Princeton economics faculty is roughly as cohesive as the various...”
– Ben Bernanke - Federal Reserve Bank - Interest Rates - United States Economy - Recessions - Banking - Housing - Mortgages - New York Times
“Dubai International Capital - the investment arm of the Dubai Government - is...”
– ESPNsoccernet - England - Liverpool set for fresh Dubai Capital takeover bid
“The closure resulted in the loss of about 70 jobs, most of them on the factory...”
– Bowling-pin plant mothballed — baltimoresun.com
Great moments in URL choices. (and indirectly: in...
You may or may not have heard about the reports concerning ESPN’s Dana Jacobson’s (alleged) drunken rant last Friday. I don’t care about it that much, I just think it’s funny that the bulk of the reports come from a site called “Press of Atlantic City dot com” which when posted as a url looks like this: http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com. Maybe it’s...
“Is that a geoducks in your pocket or are you happy shasimi?”
– Mike, Dirty Jobs on Discovery HD
“Brunswick Corp.’s bowling pin factory in Antigo, Wisconsin was shut down...”
– Good news for Lowville AMF plant - Newswatch50.com… We’re Always On!
“Oh yeah, Amy dropped a tv on my face last night.”
– Joe
“joe always looks good.”
– What I didnt say at today’s meeting
“I’ve found if you do something quickly and put online the designers will...”
– Nunes
“She’s warming up to the idea and I’m colding off.”
– Nunes
Poker night
Steve: flop it.
John: Zip.
“So Steve, if I can call you that. make an offer to TiVo now so that in 6 months...”
– Apple: Buy TiVo to Save Apple TV
“During her tenure, Crnkovich took a leadership role on a wide array of major...”
– Notre Dame VP to Step Down - Newsroom - Inside INdiana Business with Gerry Dick
“I don’t know how you get out of bed in the morning and come to work with...”
– Ryan throws a pity party for Chas
Domino's Pizza Builder. →
“I think Erin and I are farting…I mean, fighting.”
– Nunes
A "Conversation" in the Brave New World
(While watching the Macworld keynote)
Me (via twitter): Is Time Capsule an Airport Extreme base station as well?
Erik (seconds later via ichat): Yes, it's a base station
Me: I love twitter
“We found that clowns are universally disliked by children.”
– Don’t send in the clowns - Yahoo! News
“I’m going to have the most awesome static in my shorts when I take off...”
– Nunes
“terrariums always have tyranasauruses.”
– chas
“I need someone to make me a presentation and a logo for my club. Money is no...”
– I didn’t edit this at all, but presumably he wants someone who handles logo design better then he handles contractions. Freelance Jobs
“we really only want you to learn multi-player wii tennis.”
– john, to the new guy
